How To Not Hire An SEO

Got this email today from and email addy that looks like

Ran across your ‘bio’ on some website and it souded like you could help us. Our site is pretty new and we are are pretty high on MSN, but would really like to get on the ‘big’ ones. Call me 111-222-3333

Names, domains and phone numbers have been changed obviously. The email addy looks to be his initials to start with.

Yeah – let me pick up the phone….