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Well there you have it. Old news I know but I’ve been on the road the last few days so I’m really only blogging it for all you folks subscribed to my rss 😉 It should be pointed out tho that Johnny-boy Scott went and changed his rules as the last minute so that Greg, Mike and I will still have to pay out even if someone puts an unlinked banner on the page for John’s forum. Clever John. We could easily bail out at this point and save face by saying it’s not the same contest anymore but we’er bigger men than that beside I fully intend to win my own money and John’s which I’ll use to run a tab at whatever the next Search Conference is and simply blow the wad on my friends and whoever else happens to be in the bar at that point in time. I’ll do it too. Want a beer? Help me win – just link to this post – that will work fine…oh wait…[oilman rummages around his desk]…here it is…Matt Cutts…now I’m officially entered. Let’s all try and prove once and for all who the best seo is by ranking for a term that currently shows absolutely no friggin results at all on Google. ADDED: veeesevenenn – might as well go for his money too

Re: Happy New Year

Normally I can rip through an inbox of folder of 1000+ emails and delete the real spam by hand in mere seconds but so far this year I’ve succumbed to one specific subject line on a regular basis and opened emails that are trying sell me cialis or cartier watches. These devious emails spammers have very cleverly found a hole in my defeneses with a simple subject line:

Re: Happy New Year

Next year I will not send out New Year’s greetings with that subject line….

Buy A Drink And Change A Life

So I’ve been a corporate monkey for about 6 or 7 months now working as the Director of Search Engine Optimization for Range Online Media and part of my job is to staff my department with the best and brightest.

Recruiting. Ugh – resumes and phone calls oh my!

That was my thought on the subject until today. I was having a chat with my boss about this whole recruiting thing and he said this to me:

Recruiting is fun – you get to buy people drinks in the hopes that some day you can change their lives.

Now then – that’s my kind of recruiting. So if I offer to buy you a drink at SES or Pubcon you know something’s up cuz I NEVER pick up the tab. 😉

Take My Money

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Rumor Mill – Microsoft Buys AOL

So I’m just hanging out here in bloody cold Chicago at SES and what do my wandering ears here? Microsoft has closed a deal with AOL.

Disclaimer: this is all rumor but I will update as I here more 🙂

Free Wifi at Seattle Airport

This is for all you road warriors out there…

If you’re passing through Seatac Airport and have time to get over to the A terminal where American Airlines flies out of you can get free Wifi from Tully’s Coffee. Technically you’re supposed to by a coffee and they give you the code but it hasn’t changed the past 5 times I’ve been here 🙂 So for all you not so thirsty for a $5 coffee:

Network: Tullys
Key: 2063333333

Anthony Noto & Phone Spam II

It would appear Anthony Noto is not a reader of this blog as evidenced by my voicemail this morning. Oh well, I’ll just add another shot to the nut sack…

Official Canadian Temperature Conversions

This came across my desk today and coffe came right out each nostril.

50° Fahrenheit . New Yorkers try to turn on the heat… Canadians plant gardens.
40° Fahrenheit . Californians shiver uncontrollably… Canadians Sunbathe.
35° Fahrenheit . Italian Cars won’t start … Canadians drive with the windows down
32° Fahrenheit . Distilled water freezes … Canadian water gets thicker.
0° Fahrenheit . New York City finally turn on the heat… Canadians have last cookout of the season.
-40° Fahrenheit . Hollywood disintegrates… Canadians rent some videos.
-60° Fahrenheit . Mt. St. Helens freezes… Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100° Fahrenheit Santa Claus abandons the North Pole… Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173° Fahrenheit . Ethyl alcohol Freezes… Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.
-460° Fahrenheit . Absolute zero all atomic motion stops… Canadians start saying “cold, eh?”
-500° Fahrenheit . Hell freezes over… The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

Becoming A Real Blogger Part Deux

So I decided to move the blog to my root URL instead of /blog and of course I broke everything. That a blogger Rite of Passage?

Becoming A Real Blogger

– upgraded to WP 2.0
– made my urls static
– added a blogroll

Lookout blogosphere – here I come!!